I hope your bellies are full of treats, and that you’re furiously scrubbing costume makeup off your face.
This year James and I were mimes, and I did our makeup. I caked on eye shadow primer, white eye shadow, black eyeliner and black lipstick.
We also arguably are the worst mimes in history, because the only time we stopped talking was to pose for pictures. Or to convince our friends that we were good mimes. Moot point.
We also had Elaine and Jerry in the house!
Why do they call it homework? You’re not working on your home!!!
*cue laugh track*
What did you dress as this Halloween?